Sunday, January 31, 2021
all zoomed out
Thursday, January 28, 2021
reminder: no new cases is the goal
Wednesday, January 27, 2021
tamara, tamara, i love ya, tamara
me: "I know this one! Mark and Scott. They are identical twins. Scott was on ISS for a year to study effects of space on genes. His DNA is no longer identical to his brother Mark's. I watched a two hour special on Scott Kelly during the summer. It was fascinating."
Christina: "Wow, that is cool about the twins!"
Another question wanted to know where Fort Knox was.
Christina: "If Covid ever allows normalcy I would Joe Biden to go to a trivia night sometime."
me: "Say what?"
I still have no idea what her brother could have done to her phone.
me: "No Doubt. Lol! You just got punned!"
her: "I like Gwen in general."
her: "You're punny tonight."
her: "ALL.OF.ME. John Legend."
me: "I think it is perfect as it is so true. No one is perfect and that is what the song celebrates."
me: "Hahaha! Barbie Girl! I remember Sam Johnson singing that at karaoke one night. To raise money for his new kidney."
The blond young man then won a shot at $100,000 by guessing seven titles in 30 seconds.
me: "Yeah, we knew it, but he is very young."
her: "Can't fight the moon light was another he passed on."
me: "LOL! He's led a sheltered life."
me: "That will buy several cars!"
Tuesday, January 26, 2021
at least today is warm
Sunday, January 24, 2021
dancing in the dark as the credits roll by
Saturday, January 23, 2021
touch: not only from fingertips
Shower.
Not a bath, a shower.
Use water as hot or cold as you like.
You don’t even need to wash.
Just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while.
Sit on the floor if you gotta.
Moisturize everything.
Use whatever lotion you like.
Unscented?
Dollar store lotion?
Fancy 48 hour lotion that makes you smell like a field of wildflowers?
Use whatever you want, and use it all over your entire dermis.
Put on clean, comfortable clothes.
Put on your favorite underwear.
Cute black lacy panties?
Those ridiculous boxers you bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt?
Put them on.
Drink cold water.
Use ice.
If you want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.
I always use lemon.
Clean something.
Doesn’t have to be anything big.
Organize one drawer of a desk.
Wash five dirty dishes.
Do a load of laundry.
Scrub the bathroom sink.
Blast music.
Listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy.
Sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.
Make food.
Don’t just grab a granola bar to munch.
Take the time and make food.
Even if it’s ramen.
Add something special to it, like a soft boiled egg or some veggies.
Prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something.
Make something.
Write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic.
Even if you don’t think you’re good at it.
Create.
Go outside.
Take a walk.
Sit in the grass.
Look at the clouds.
Smell flowers.
Put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.
Call someone.
Call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call.
Talk to a stranger on the street.
Have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice.
If you can’t bring yourself to call, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person.
Even if you don’t say much, listen to them.
It helps.
Cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them.
Take pictures of them.
Talk to them.
Tell them how you feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out, anything.
May seem small or silly to some, but this list keeps people alive.
*** At your absolute best you won’t be good enough for the wrong people. But at your worst, you’ll still be worth it to the right ones. Remember that. Keep holding on.
*** In case nobody has told you today I love you and you are worth your weight and then some in gold, so be kind to yourself and most of all keep pushing on!!!!
Find something to be grateful for!
**copied and pasted, feel free to do the same** "
Friday, January 22, 2021
yet another crabtree!
This character is a Crabtree, though not a Kevin, and he's being interviewed for a job too good to be legit in "Help Wanted".
It all worked out well for him, though not for the fellow who hired him, as the wrong man ended up thrown out a window.
Then, on a different channel right after, Dr. Becker was "The Wrong Man" when a past flame, still wed to another, tried to blaze bright - good for him for dousing that light!
Those were both in the wee small hours this morning - a little light viewing before bed.
Tonight, Barbara and I watched Liam Neeson try to keep the wrong man from a little boy, enjoying the road trip onscreen along the way.
She made sure to wear the face covering made from this favorite photo of hers, to show how much she enjoyed the birthday gift from me last July.
She now has the calendar from Ocean Conservancy to brighten her life with dreams from the seashore.
As I told her, it's a little miracle that no one chose it last weekend - it must have been intended just for her!
So many coincidences...
little miracles of timing...
including inside jokes for me...
i thank You, God.
Thursday, January 21, 2021
wasn't even looking for a wayward elf named wayne
celebrating america with music and bonefish!
Wednesday, January 20, 2021
five generations: a letter to my mother
See the woman in the purple coat?
Within moments, the post had already gathered a collection of thumbs-up and hearts.
Tuesday, January 19, 2021
263
That's how many lives in Savannah, Georgia, have been lost to COVID since the first person in the USA was diagnosed as infected by SARS-CoV-2 on January 21, 2020.
I have known two of those people, one from my extended family (Lee MacEwen), one from my classmates at Jenkins High (Janice Hammock Johnson).
In addition, I have known three people who were infected but recovered.
Now that the Moderna vaccine is available here, I know one person - Cathy MacGowan, a fellow professor - who has been fortunate enough to snag a shot when someone else canceled at the last minute.
The most surprising thing, to me, is that I have not known more people in those three categories, especially as rampant as the disease has been in the Peach State.
That dark blue line with the squares? That's the number of new cases per week for Georgia, seen here rising to greater heights than during the November election. That's because of the Senate run-off election, in which more people voted than had in the General Election.
Yes, that's right: more people voted for the two Senate seats than had for the President.
Because of that bit of lunacy, Georgia has had more than sixty thousand new cases per week for three weeks now.
Yes, I said Georgia.
I would expect such shenanigans from Texas, the brown lead dog with the triangular spots; they just flat don't follow instructions.
I would even expect those exorbitant numbers from orange-laden Florida, home of theme parks and other tourist draws, during the holidays and regular days.
As for sunny California, I had to omit their data from this graph, else it would have so swamped out the numbers that nothing useful could have been discerned.
But, such ridiculous values from Georgia?
Then again, given the R-rated, ultraviolent, political ads during family and children's Christmas programs, I guess it was to be expected that the voters would turn out in droves, driven from their homes by the threat of being thought un-American if they did not go to the polls.
At least Michigan's dark green triangles and Tennessee's dark blue circles are both shifting in a continuous downward direction.
Surely Georgia will follow their lead, soon.
Mask up, y'all.
Wash your hands well and often.
Keep your alligators patrolling your perimeter.
We can do this, together.
Tonight, I will be participating in the honoring of those who have died from COVID.
I'll be standing on my porch, light on at 5:30 PM, ringing every bell I own.
I already have them at the door, waiting to be sounded.
Now, though, I need to do laundry, then go to the grocery store.
Chores still need to be done, maintaining the groove, pandemic or not.
In a way, that's reassuring.
Monday, January 18, 2021
falling behind on my A*List
I only saw two movies at the AMC this four-day weekend, but I promise it wasn't for lack of trying or lack of interest on my part.
Here's the thing: I've seen everything that's playing at least once already.
If not for "The Marksman" this week, there would have been no new movies to draw me in.
The studios need to start releasing more of the movies that are languishing in vaults during this pandemic.
Last weekend, the only one I watched at the AMC was "The Croods: A New Age", and that was because my first niece wanted to see it.; I'd already seen it weeks ago with her brother.
The weekend before that - Week 19 and the first week of 2021 - saw my A*List dance card completely filled!
That was due to my seeing an oldie, as well as second viewings of the second Wonder Woman as well as the new Tom Hanks movie.
My first-time viewings of those two movies were during Week 18, which was the tail end of Christmas weekend and continuing on into the following week.
That week I'd also seen a new movie, "Promising Young Woman", which was a warning of the price of revenge on the person exacting it; very good, but not one for multiple views.
"Fatale" falls into that same "one and done" category; good acting, but a bit harsh, being a tale of "what happens in Vegas" not staying there but following one home.
So, for Week 21, I've seen two movies and left a slot open on my A*List.
I could have seen a movie for a third time... but, no, it's cold outside.
I'll stay in and watch Sam as a deejay again.
Here's hoping that Week 22 will bring some new movies to the silver screen.
Sunday, January 17, 2021
sunday groove thing - i hope!
Friday, January 15, 2021
wide open spaces
Thursday, January 14, 2021
musicians = food puns
Keith Deal
Opening act- Hot Tuna
Jay Sinclair
Keith: You’re making me hungry.
Keith Deal
Jay Sinclair, with Meat Loaf and Bread and ya got yourself a sammich.
Jay Sinclair
Keith: Now I’m literally starving!!
Keith Deal
Jay Sinclair, I want Cake!
Keith Deal
May go Bowling for Soup later. Ok I'm done (mic drop)
Jay Sinclair
Keith: Please stop interrupting me while I am literally gnawing my own toes off in famished hunger.
Keith Deal
Jay Sinclair, have a nice slice of Humble Pie.
Jay Sinclair
Keith: I’m spent.
Keith Deal
Jay Sinclair, have a piece of Phish in a light Creem sauce made in a Skillet.
Keith Deal
I'm through!
Faustina Smith
Hahahahaha!!!!
*** *** ***
Wednesday, January 13, 2021
leaping about with Sam and Marty and the Doc
And just what, if anything, brought this about?
Well, Marty McFly's antics on stage started it, with this scene in both "Back To The Future" and "Back To The Future, Part 2", shot in 1985 and revisited in 1989.
Quite a bit of footage was reused in the second film, to allow two Docs, two Martys, and two Biffs.
Plus I had this bit of eye candy!
That's my man, Dr. Beckett, glistening with sweat in the afternoon sun, post post-hole digging in a contest with a cowgirl to win her heart.
He can leave those boots under my bed any time, as I may have said before - oh, yeah!
Love that hair on his chest!
Those bits of time travel were on Sunday and Monday.
Tina Tuesday found me at "Back To The Future, Part III", in the wild, wild West, with Doc Brown's chitty chitty wooo wooo train!
There's something about that man, too, that's quite charming - it's his optimistic attitude and his towering stance and that lovable grin!
But he's a good deal older than me and I tend to prefer someone within a few years of my age.
Scott Bakula is just four years older than me.
So, when I have sweet dreams tonight of this beau in a bubble bath, I can easily imagine our 1989, 30-something, selves together... and I already know he can dance.
(smile!)
Tuesday, January 12, 2021
laughing out loud in 2021
everyone knows there is no place like Nome for the hollandaise."
Hahahaha hahaha!
Thanks again, Mary Prokop, for making me laugh out loud - and singing the song! - as I left fb!
"Sad news! I broke up with my girlfriend Loraine. She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good news though!
I can see Claire Lee now, Loraine is gone!"
Hahahaha hahaha!
Thanks again, Hallie Allgood, for making me laugh out loud -and singing the song! - as I left fb!Here's another from that woman in Louisiana who's had me leave fb laughing since I started that good habit in May!
A cow, a pig, and a chicken are in the office, with the farmer's head in the computer monitor and the cow on the phone.
"Tech support... I'd like to report a FARMER in the DELL!"
Yes, oh, yes, laughing, and singing, too!
Keep 'em comin', Hallie!
While two camels gaze on, two men in robes, one holding a a shiny block and the other a bottle of perfume, face a third man in robes who is standing next to Frankenstein's monster. The white-bearded man holding the perfume says to the dark-bearded one:
"Right, we've picked up the gold and the myrrh... what on Earth is that?!"
Hahahaha!
Thanks, purple-haired Barbara Gooby, for making sure I left fb in a jovial mood!
And while we have these wise guys, consider this panel, this time with the dark-bearded robed man holding a bottle of perfume, while the white-bearded man in robes has a statue of a mythical ocean creature. Here's their conversation.
"What I said was: 'I'll make the frankincense, you get the myrrh made!' "
Hahahaha!
Thanks, Danny Beam, for making me laugh out loud as I took my departure from fb!
In fact, that former Baptist minister makes me laugh quite a bit!
Here's a more recent one, with a young man in a suit, collar and tie loosened, standing in a a front yard and looking to the right of the person holding the camera.
"After half an hour trying to figure out this crazy haircut, I realized it's a coconut tree behind him."
Hahahaha!
It almost looks like his hair is done with lots of little mohawk ridges!
Okay, away I go!