Wednesday, December 30, 2020

not an elf but a fresh prince

In search of a little light viewing, I put my money on BET - and won!
As well as the plethora of Christmas movies, they offered three episodes of "The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air"!
Sure, some of the political and current events jokes are dated and done, but Will Smith was such a cute kid back then!
This scene was in the first season, in 1990.
Such a nice time machine to go back and visit three decades ago!
(smile!)

i miss seeing faces

I miss seeing faces.
I really do.
The tinge of sadness in my eyes belies the friendly smile of the visage on my mask.
I would like for folks to be able to see my real smile on my real face, but this will have to do.
This is one of the two new masks I ordered for myself for Christmas.
I chose the kid-size face covering, hoping it would be a better fit for my smaller head...
and it most definitely is.
I guess I could have taken new photographs of my countenance, but I like this one, even though the color-correction is not quite my tone.
I don't think that shift has bothered anyone.
They miss faces, too.
When I went to the cinema on Sunday afternoon for "Wonder Woman 1984", the two young folks running concessions both commented on how much they like my mask.
When I went to the cinema on Monday evening for "News Of The World", the young woman behind the register told me my mask was very nice.
When I went to a different cinema today for "Promising Young Woman", the young man in charge remarked how much he liked seeing my face on the mask.
And when I went to Olive Garden tonight (for the Christmas meal from my stepmom Bonnie), the young man in charge of table assignments as well as Jasmine, the waitress I had, both smiled as they told me how much they like my mask and what a wonderful idea it was to put my face on it.
I'm going to wash it again so I can wear it on my next outing.
I miss seeing faces... 
I miss seeing smiles on faces...
but at least I'm showing my smile.

Tuesday, December 29, 2020

not the grinch you're looking for


He's just a big green meanie from outer space and he's bad -
oh, so bad!
I couldn't help thinkin' 'bout "Little Shop Of Horrors" just now and the song the show had about its big, green, blood-thirsty plant - I so love that musical!
Sarris isn't flora of any kind; nope, just like us, he's definitely fauna.
Unlike us, he's not from planet Earth and, as far as I know, not even from anywhere in the Milky Way Galaxy... nor even from a speck of dust on a wish puff dandelion.
That's where the Grinch was from.
(smile!)
For my Tina Tuesday adventure, I chose to go out of this world, On Demand!
Hahahaha!  Hahaha!
I had intended to watch "Focus", in truth, and was about to cue it up when the listing directly below it called my name - no, not quite like William Shatner had done, but as Tim Allen channeling Captain Kirk would do.
That's because he was actually doing that in "Galaxy Quest"!
Not calling my name, silly, but doing the other thing!
(Get the inside joke from the name? Hey, I already gave a big clue! LOL!)
Such a cavalcade of luminaries in this comedic adventure, including Sigourney Weaver, Tony Shalhoub, Sam Rockwell, Enrico Colantoni, and my dear Alan Rickman - and these were folks who already had name recognition in 1999 when they signed on for this spoof.
What a gem they have crafted!
I just may watch it again before it goes away on Friday -
the more mirth, the merrier!
(smile!)

Sunday, December 27, 2020

wishes - they're complicated

Wouldn't it be nice if we could just make a wish and have it come true?
I know, it sure does sound good on paper, to desire something and have our own personal Technical Fairy First Class to dip his wand and make it REAL and not a dream.
That's what Private SNAFU thought, but he soon found out that wishes have consequences, some of which may be rather severe.
Well, that's the very lesson driven home by the two movies today.
Not that I watched the movies for that point in common, as I had not known "The Magic Christmas Tree" had anything to do with wishes.
I decided to watch it because I've been indulging in holiday films and that was the one offered up by PFS last Wednesday.
Other than spending far too much time on Dad cutting the lawn and Mom on the phone, the little movie wasn't that bad.
 
 
 
The boy climbs a tree to help get the old lady's cat down and he falls, hitting his head.
When he awakes, the old lady, who he thinks is a witch, give him a ring with a Santa Claus image and tells him it contains a seed which will grow a tree that will grant him three wishes.
(I guess a genie and a lamp were not available.)
(smile!)
So, after he gets home, he plants the seed.
The next morning, a giant fir tree stands there!
Somehow, no one thinks of using it as an outdoor Christmas tree, not once.
Instead, Dad goes off on Christmas Eve to buy a tree while Mom and Sis go shopping, leaving the boy home alone.
Eventually, the tree ends up inside and beautifully decorated, too, all of its own accord, and then tells the boy to start making his three wishes.
For the first wish, the boy wants the tree's power for just one hour.
Wish granted!
And the boy proceeds to point his finger and cause mayhem and distress for others until the time runs out.
For his second wish, the boy wishes to have Santa all to himself to give him all the toys he wants until he's done with him.
Wish granted!
So the boy gets to have every geegaw and trinket that he could think of while every other child gets naught and Santa is confined all night to a chair beside the magical tree, as the boy is not ready to release him.
But one of the toys the boy received was a rifle, so off he went to shoot.
He ended up in the forest, trapped by a giant who threatened to enslave him if he doesn't release Santa and cancel out that second wish. 
Scared straight, the boy does just that, telling the magical tree that his third wish is to recant his second wish as if he had never made it.
Wish granted!
Santa disappears, as do all the selfish toys the boy had amassed.
And the boy goes to bed...
and awakens at the old witch's house, just as she is offering him the magic ring.
The boy recoils as if it were poison, gladly accepting a plate of cookies and glass of milk instead as his reward for getting the cat untreed.
Not a bad little movie at all, and with a great message attached!
 
Then I went to "Wonder Woman 1984", opting for the BigD experience!
See that citrone sculpture she is gazing at so wistfully?
There was a Latin inscription on its metal band about the gemstone's ability to grant one wish for anyone who held it.
Of course, no one needed to hear her wish aloud - all in the audience knew she would most wish for Steve to be in her life again.
 
 
(No, I'm not giving out any spoilers about the movie, at least none that weren't already given in the previews.)
What she failed to realize at the time was that Death cannot be cheated.
As a girl, she had taken a shortcut to attempt to win an athletic contest and she had been caught up and told that cheating was not the way to win.
She had not again cheated... until she beheld this gemstone.
And she had not known of its true origin until she read the script on the inside of the metal band, the ancient tongue that bespoke the god that was its maker.
By that time, she knew the price exacted upon her for the granting of the wish...
and, yet, she still wanted the man, even knowing his image was a lie...
she still wanted the pilot she had missed for forty years.
I'll definitely be seeing this one again.
I'm so glad I watched "Wonder Woman" last week to refresh my memories of this particular story, with this particular Wonder Woman.
I still miss my Wonder Woman.
Still.
Always.

why my house is so cold, or, stupid people tricks

Remember that bit that David Letterman used to do on his show?
He would have ordinary-people guests, either on the stage or in the audience, who had some special thing they could do that made them a bit different.
It was called "stupid people tricks" or maybe "stupid human tricks"; sure, I could look it up, but I don't want to right now.
I'm trying to tell a story.
(smile)
Well, during the summer for the past few years -
perhaps since the air conditioning broke in 2013 -
the attic fan would turn on and dump hot air into my house, making a bad situation intolerable on miserably hot days.
This summer, when my attic fan came on and started blasting heat into my house, something in me just snapped.
Instead of just unscrewing the fuse to shut it off -
an action that also renders useless my both my oven and the stove light -
as the idiots who had the house before wired those all together -
instead of just unscrewing the fuse as I had so many times before, I also removed the thermostat cover and clipped wires.
Seriously.
Yes, I did.
Sure, I knew there would be a piper - or an electrician - to be paid at some future date, but I wanted to be able to use my gas stove without having to resort to matches to light the burners.
I wanted to be able to cook like I normally did, even in this abnormal year...
perhaps especially because of this abnormal year of pandemic...
which meant I needed the piezo electric igniters on the burners to work...
which meant I needed to be able to keep the fuse in place this summer.
So, now the cold weather has come and my heat doesn't work.
Imagine that.
Here's what the thermostat looks like now, in its nonfunctioning state.
Four colorful wires with no tethers.
I do have a space heater, thankfully, and I've blocked off the two unused rooms, the sunroom, and the pantry
Plus, I use the oven to dump heat into the kitchen and stir it around.
Even so, with temperatures for the last two days only rising into the mid-40's Fahrenheit, that means the house stays low 60's at best.
No wonder my brothers kept warming their hands up while they visited on Christmas Day!
And me, the one who loathes cold weather?
I've been gratefully going to bed and snuggling into its warmth, thanks to the heated mattress pad I've had for so long.
The problem is getting up in the morning.
Yes, I need to get an electrician over here this week.
Right now, though, I'm going to see the new Wonder Woman movie.
In the Big D, of course!
I'm so glad the temperature outside is mid-50's today.
I've been staying in the house since Thursday.
Time to go!
(smile!)

Friday, December 25, 2020

elvis for christmas, morning and night!

Here he is, crooning "Peace In The Valley" from an old clip in "The Ed Sullivan Show" in a special that was just in time for my Christmas Day brunch!

That first meal was warm slices of panettone, generously topped with Melinda's home-made apple butter - 
yum yum!

Then I began my Christmas Day Film Festival, starting with "Dear God" - nice!

Not that I saw all of it: my youngest brother came by with presents for me!

Here Tony is, looking so much like my Grandpa - and sounding like him, too - that I just had to capture the moment!

I sent him home with a my gift to Noah and a large panettone to share with all!

Time for my Christmas dinner - margherita pizza from California Pizza Kitchen ... it was delicious!

While I munched, I watched "Everyday But Christmas", about a Grinchy writer that thought the holiday was too commercial - very nice to see it again!

Not that I saw the ending!

Smitty came by with rib roast and honey-cured ham from his family's feast...

and that delightful dancing and singing Rudolph there on the floor!

I even danced along with him!

He let with another of the Italian fruitcakes - good thing I bought two more yesterday!

Back to the CDFF, this time on Circle instead of Bounce.

"The 12 Days of Christmas Eve" is exactly the type of movie I love, with a guy having to try and try again to get it right.

Then came "Jack Frost", a tale told by a groundhog - what a perfect segue!

Supper was served when I could no longer resist the call of the rib roast, shown here with roasted sweet potatoes!

"Miracle On 34th Street" accompanied my meal, circling right back into another movie on my CDFF list before bouncing to the last one: "Marry Me This Christmas"!

What to do next, I wondered, but not for long.

Comet had Elvis and President Kennedy teaming up to defeat the mummy threatening the Shady Rest Nursing Home.

"Bubba Ho-Tep" should have known better than to tackle them!

It ended with the Universe sending Elvis this message:

 All is well.

I echo his courteous reply:

Thank you, thankyouverymuch.

And, now, "Earth Girls Are Easy" is coming on to grant me sweet dreams tonight.

I am so blessed and so loved!
i thank You, God!

Thursday, December 24, 2020

definitely the elf i'm looking for

No, no, no, not this one.
True, Alec Baldwin is more in my age-group, as he was born a month before me, so I certainly would not mind his shoes under my bed...
but he comes with a cluster of 6 children under the age of 6, so maybe not.
Here he is, as the elf not to meet in a dark alley, in an old SNL skit resurrected for the holidays.
LOL!
This guy isn't dressed as an elf...
how did he get into this post?
Hahahaha! Hahaha!
Actually, he's from a movie earlier, "A Christmas Too Many".
And: he's a Kevin cum Kevan !
Born with the "i", he changed to the "a" and added an "s" to his middle name for a show-biz surname.
He's three years older than me...
so his shoes can go 'neath my bed.
(smile!)
And what's with this guy?
He's not an elf, nor is he a Kevin of any spelling, so why is he here?
'Mercial, 'mercial, 'mercial, baby!
Hey, I couldn't resist including Satan with his latest squeeze, Miss 2 0 2 0!
And just how was it that they hooked up in this year of pandemic?
How else, but through a dating site!
I guess Match is one of the reasons the COVID rate is so high for the 18 to 49 age group!
No, thanks... looking for an elf!
Goodness gracious!
These aren't elves, either, but at least they are  a bit closer in appearance!
These tiny guys are actually part of the Kringle family that raised baby Claus when they found him.
No, really, I learned that from the mailman in "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town"!
That was even a musical, so the story had to be true... 
especially if told by Frank Sinatra as a singing postal employee!

Still looking for an elf to bring home for Christmas?
Well, my gaze-casting is done!
"Let's Make A Deal" for the smiling fellow behind Wayne Brady, please!
I must say he made me pay a lot more attention to the show this morning -oh, yeah!
Sadly, I tuned in just a little late, so I don't know if he ever got to take a chance on stage... but I'll certainly give him one!
Santa, I've been a very good girl!
After all, this is what one of my fb friends is getting under her tree!
Like me, she's a Boomer, so I guess getting Jake on a lake would make her a cougar, not a purple panther like me.
I mean, just look at this guy, would ya?
I'd say he's in the late 20's to mid 30's bracket for his age and the 9.5 to 10 bracket for his looks -
you know, for those who prefer cuddling up with hard muscles.
That's not for me, never has been.
I'll take the tall, dark-haired elf from the game show, please.
Let's make that deal, Santa!
(smile!)