lmao, noaa!

"Peter battling increasingly hostile wind shear" -

I admit, that certainly tickled my funny bone!

Then again, I did spend 8 years in the Navy, so my humor can be a bit 'blue', right?

Remember all that fuss a few years back?

"Rose might not bloom into much" -

oh, yeah, someone was definitely writing these headlines as teasers with a twist!

That was yesterday...

and this was on the NOAA site today!

"Peter weakening as it passes by" -

oh, poor lil' thing!

Maybe Viagra would help!

"Rose going through a rough patch..." -

quick, somebody!

Get a weed whacker for her!

Hahahaha! Hahaha!

Of course I ran to fb to post the pun-filled quips!
 

Why keep all the merriment to myself, n'est-ce pas?

Then I spotted this meme on Lynita's page:

"Don't run with bagpipes - 

you could put an aye out,

or worse yet, get kilt."

This one hails from Jacksonville, from the Patrick that once ran JavaFlicks and now does not.

"If you were nine when 'Rock Lobster' came out,

you'd B-52 now."

 

Now, here's the math test: what year was that song released?

 

I'll have the answer in the comments section!

While the diligent ones work on that puzzle, here's another song-based meme, this one from my outlaw Bunny.

One dog says to the other, "I don't get the lyrics to 'Bohemian Rhapsody.' Well, except 'thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening'."

The other dog replies, "Yeah, that part speaks to me."

Hahahaha! Hahaha!

As for Jay Sinclair, I know he travels around a good bit, going to concerts hither and yon, but ...

just what are they putting in the water to warrant this sign?

"For Your Safety & Due To The Carnivorous

We Will Not Be Able To Open The Pool This Season"

Hey, that's okay - no swimming with piranha for me!

Mary Prokop posted this joke!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint. The barkeep says, "You're in here pretty often. Do you think you might be an alcoholic?" The horse replies, "I don't think I am," and vanishes from existence.

See, the joke is about Descartes' famous philosophy of "I think; therefore, I am," but to explain that part before the rest of the joke would be putting Descartes before the horse.

Bah DUMMM bum!

Okay, okay, I won't bow out on that groaner!

How about this cutie from my BFF, Sandra Lynn?

"EXPOSE YOURSELF TO ART" reads the caption, while a winsome lass holds her blouse open in front of a painting.

Which piece of art might that be?

"The Scream", naturally!

Hahahaha! Hahaha!